February 2012
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((I need to bed.))
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murrica:
And I think one type “proposes” to a potential mate by giving them the prettiest rock they can find and that’s just precious.
That is very sweet! I like the ones with the little band on their necks, the Chinstraps!
russianwater:
thelatheofheaven:
russianwater:
Oh wait.
FUCK THE BANDAGES HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCK HELP CHANGE OW OW OW
-gets a knife- Hold still, I am trained in this! -holds him still and starts cutting-
UM CHTO WHAT ARE YOU DOING I JUST NEED THEM UNWRAPPED UH.
Oh? I thought they were the kind that needed to be cut. -unwraps them quickly instead-
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murrica:
-gushes- Fuck, I love penguins. They’re small and squishy and they have little flipper thingies and they’re just great. Aaah.
And some of them have little orange feet! That is very cute too!
russianwater:
Oh wait.
FUCK THE BANDAGES HURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCK HELP CHANGE OW OW OW
-gets a knife- Hold still, I am trained in this! -holds him still and starts cutting-
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
russianwater:
Drinks all around!
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murrica:
I’d be feeling pretty good if someone named a penguin after me, but whatever floats everyone’s boats.
I do not believe they will mind. Penguins are generally quite amiable creatures, and once they know of their nature, then I am sure they will be quite alright.
murrica:
There aren’t really any conventional ones for them, although most people have heard of Mumble. Which doesn’t count cause he’s just a CGI.
Those names sound fine, actually.
They are the angels of Ocean and Nourishment. I am sure they will not mind us borrowing their names for penguins, and if they do, I shall speak with them. Penguins are important, and I think the names are very...
murrica:
I’ve seen some, when I went down to Antarctica. Not freakishly skinny, but skinnier than what I was used to. Hey, what should we name ‘em? Names are pretty important.
What are conventional penguin names in your language? We do not have penguins where I come from, so I would not know. What about Manakel and Isda?
murrica:
thelatheofheaven:
I was hoping for a Macaroni penguin! I enjoy their bright coloration.
Yes, lots of squid. It will not do to have anything less than a fat penguin. -follows him in long steps-
Maybe we can get one of those too, so the Magellanic has a friend! And if the penguin’s too fat, it can’t swim.
Obviously not too fat. But just chubby enough. That is the way it should be...
murrica:
thelatheofheaven:
murrica:
Oh my god.
Ivan.
Ivan quick get your shoes and coat on.
We’re gonna go adopt a penguin.
-puts on his coat, shoes, and favorite fur hat, tucking in his scarf- Immediately!
-bounds out the door and hits the ground almost run ning- Ok, I’m thinking a Magellanic penguin, so we’re gonna need a huge saltwater tank and lots of sardines. And squid. Lots of...
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murrica:
Oh my god.
Ivan.
Ivan quick get your shoes and coat on.
We’re gonna go adopt a penguin.
-puts on his coat, shoes, and favorite fur hat, tucking in his scarf- Immediately!
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murrica:
Yeah well just because it sounds like I’m dying when I’m starving doesn’t mean I actually am.
I cannot tell whether or not it is just you whining for me to feed you or if there is an elk having relations with the couch.
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murrica:
thelatheofheaven replied to your post: How the fuck would you have sex in a sleep…
Very carefully.
chansondevictoire replied to your post: How the fuck would you have sex in a slee…
Very carefully?
Real creative, guys.
Well fine. You have your ochinchin broken off trying to bang in a sleeping bag in the middle of nowhere while the mosquitoes and bears alike are attracted to...
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kingcheddarxvii:
As long as cartoons exist there is hope for humanity
Like imagine you’re walking through a wasteland, looking for food
And you find a can of beans and you’re like “oh cool I can eat these beans”
And then you look on the back and there’s a little anthropomorphic bean saying “BEANS ARE GOOD FOR YOU”
And you cry a little bit because you know that the talking bean carries more...
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lupineterror:
Damn. I’m not religious but I really do love Biblical names. They sound so cool.
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