Oh my god.
Ivan.
Ivan quick get your shoes and coat on.
We’re gonna go adopt a penguin.
-puts on his coat, shoes, and favorite fur hat, tucking in his scarf- Immediately!
-bounds out the door and hits the ground almost run ning- Ok, I’m thinking a Magellanic penguin, so we’re gonna need a huge saltwater tank and lots of sardines. And squid. Lots of squid.
I was hoping for a Macaroni penguin! I enjoy their bright coloration.
Yes, lots of squid. It will not do to have anything less than a fat penguin. -follows him in long steps-
